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Well now, since I've been proven right, apologies will not be accepted. Since The One has proven himself I've been roaming the net looking for some great Tebowisms. I found quite a few so get some popcorn and sit back and read.

Tim Tebow won a staring contest with his eyes closed.

Tim Tebow hits blackjack with just one card.

Tebow doesn't throw interceptions; he throws the ball to you so he can hit you on the return.

Tebow can touch MC Hammer.

Tebow sleeps with a night light. Not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Tebow.

Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Tebow laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

Sharks have a week dedicated to Tim Tebow.

Tebow can get Chick-Fil-A on Sundays.

Tebow once stiff-armed a horse. That animal became what is now known as the giraffe.

Chuck Norris wears Tim Tebow pajamas.