Comic Relief

It's Tuesday.  One of the longest days of the week in my opinion.  So, how about a little comic relief?  Since most the country is experiencing winter weather right now in full swing, here's some winter themed jokes - Enjoy!

Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
A: Just follow the fresh prints!

Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."

Q: What do you get from sitting on the ice too long? 

A: Polaroids!

Q: What did the icy Arctic road say to the truck? 

A: "Want to go for a spin?"

New England Home -  My husband and I purchased an old home in Northern New York State from two elderly sisters. Winter was fast approaching and I was concerned about the house's lack of insulation. "If they could live here all those years, so can we!" my husband confidently declared. One November night the temperature plunged to below zero, and we woke up to find interior walls covered with frost. My husband called the sisters to ask how they had kept the house warm. After a rather brief conversation, he hung up. "For the past 30 years," he muttered, "they've gone to Florida for the winter." 

 

Ear Muffs - Winters are fierce in Minnesota where he lives, so the owner of a construction project felt he was doing a good deed when he bought earmuffs for his foreman. Noticing, however, that the foreman wasn't wearing the earmuffs even on the bitterest day, the project manager asked, "Didn't you like the muffs?" The Foreman said, "They're a thing of beauty." "Why don't you wear them?" The Project Manager said. The Foreman explained, "I was wearing them the first day, and somebody offered to buy me lunch, but I didn't hear him! Never again, never again!"

Have a good laugh today, 

Allison